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Full Album Stream: The Baptist Generals, Jackleg Devotional To The Heart | American Songwriter

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:50:43 -0400

Full Album Stream: The Baptist Generals, Jackleg Devotional To The Heart | American Songwriter:

(unsurprisingly) this record is completely incredible

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:35:29 -0400

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Ronald Reagan's 31 Most YOLO Moments

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:40:27 -0400

Ronald Reagan's 31 Most YOLO Moments:

what the fuck is this ridiculous horseshit

"Hey hey, are you a free-wheeling, happy-go-lucky, creative class, 20-something person who loves the..."

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:08:04 -0400

“

Hey hey, are you a free-wheeling, happy-go-lucky, creative class, 20-something person who loves the show New Girl, playing frisbee in the park, and being within a 1-block radius from at least 2 Citibike stations? You’ve come to the right place because we’re looking for a new roomie! We’re three craft-beer loving dudes in our late-20s (picked to live in an apartment…) 1 is a bartender/photographer, 1 is in advertising and 1 works in online media and walks dogs.

We live in an interesting part of Fort Greene — some would say Wallabout — we invented SONY (South of Navy Yard) to describe our location. We’re about 5 blocks north of the G train.

Did we mention how much we’re all obsessed with the show New Girl (actually only one is…)? We even have a douchebag jar for those who leave dishes in the sink.

”

- Sunny, furnished room available in 4 bdrm, 1 bath

die slow

"Even the pictures don’t do quite the job of capturing how large Guapo is."

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:30:23 -0400

“Even the pictures don’t do quite the job of capturing how large Guapo is.”

- All-Aughts Team of the Decade RP5: Rich Garces | Fire Brand of the American League

oldtobegin: purepopfornowpeople: upnorthtrips: PROFILIN’:...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:23:05 -0400

oldtobegin:

purepopfornowpeople:

upnorthtrips:

PROFILIN’: BIRDMAN

The evolution of douche.

i barfed

cmon, at least give birdman a little credit for taking his throat tats to the logical extreme of posing for photos as though he’s actually wearing a physical turtleneck

Timely!

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:00:48 -0400

Timely!

"A self-described “mangiallenatori” – manager-eater – Zamparini goes through coaches like..."

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:57:37 -0400

“

A self-described “mangiallenatori” – manager-eater – Zamparini goes through coaches like Ferguson does packets of gum. His logic is often impenetrable; in February 2011, Zamparini gave Delio Rossi the axe on the basis that the manager then was “without balls” and had “destroyed my club”. Two months later he re-appointed the same man, describing Rossi as “like my wife”.

Nor is it only in hiring and firing that Zamparini displays such eccentricity. On one infamous occasion, back in 2003, he threatened to cut off his players’ balls and “eat them in my salad” unless they bucked up their ideas. In 2011, after his team was beaten 7-0 by Udinese, Zamparini had the scoreline embroidered on to a set of handkerchiefs, which he distributed among his players, saying: “When they blow their nose, they’ll remember.”

”

- Carlo Ancelotti leads tributes to Sir Alex Ferguson in Italian press | Paolo Bandini | Football | guardian.co.uk

"This is my home. It’s fully furnished & decorated, no additions. Camp site logic - leave..."

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:49:36 -0400

“

This is my home. It’s fully furnished & decorated, no additions. Camp site logic - leave no trace. Don’t leave personal items in it or take items to your personal space. I don’t want to go looking for cups & utensils in your room. Kill it you fill it. Not yours, don’t eat it.

No dishes in the sink - EVER: We have a dishwasher. If it is clean, empty it. If it is not, put your dish in it.

Quiet Weeknights: No overnight guests on weekdays. If you are the kind to cook midnight mac n cheese while stumbling in after a night on the town in the middle of the week, it’s not going to work.

”

- Room in HUGE Renovated 2BR Home DISHWASHER, A/C, Cleaning Lady

i for one am SHOCKED that this dude turns out to be an SEO scammer (er, “digital strategist”)

“trades considered” (via *****PIRATE SHIP FOR...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:51:01 -0400

“trades considered”

(via *****PIRATE SHIP FOR SALE*****)

"Former Park Slope resident Christie Walsh remembers in detail the night she made a trip to..."

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:32:49 -0400

“Former Park Slope resident Christie Walsh remembers in detail the night she made a trip to Greenpoint and ended up going home with a guy she’d met at a bar. He became her boyfriend — but after a couple of early treks to his place she learned never to venture there during their six-month relationship. “I always refused to go there,” said Walsh, 26, who now lives in Sunset Park. “After a couple of punishing rides on the G train I decided I wouldn’t do it… Eventually he moved to California. The funny thing is, I’d date someone in California, because I’d like to go to California. “I’d never like to ride the G train.” Walsh and some other Brooklynites say the G train’s slow and unpredictable service has sabotaged relationships — and some have even sworn off G-train dating altogether. “I had to make a rule that was, literally, if you live off the G you’re not for me,” said Bedford-Stuyvesant resident Mutale Nkonde, 26, who lives off the A and C trains, and said getting anywhere off the G involved a nightmarish array of transfers and usually getting lost. “To get to the G is such a monumental hike, it’s two buses plus a long walk.””

- Brooklynites Blame the G Train for Dating Disasters - DNAinfo.com New York

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuu

"To: Genie Simmons and Paulette Stanley…..$91 for a “cheap” seat??? For that..."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 20:16:57 -0400

“To: Genie Simmons and Paulette Stanley…..$91 for a “cheap” seat??? For that you’d BETTER pull Ace and Peter outta your arse because that price is way too high to watch the two imposters you have in your band right now. Tommy Thayer in Ace’s makeup as well as Eric Singer in Peter’s is a slap in the face to your fans from back when. I guarantee you will never see a dime of my money while this version of “KISS” is around.”

- KISS brings Monster World Tour 2013 to Turning Stone Casino | syracuse.com

pencilspistolsandcrystals: shout out to sgt pep pep

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 08:37:48 -0400

pencilspistolsandcrystals:

shout out to sgt pep pep

Administrative assistant

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:39:04 -0400

Administrative assistant:

nedraggett:

Oh my god. Yes, it is ‘just’ a Craigslist ad. But there’s a reason why Maggie Serota said on Twitter, “This job ad is the equivalent of your grandparents trying to record the outgoing answering machine message.”

POP QUIZ Are you a good person?? Are you wanted by any law...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:11:00 -0400

POP QUIZ Are you a good person?? Are you wanted by any law enforcement agencies?? Are you able to share your toys and play with others?? Do you believe in life on other planets?? Are you one of those RARE & SPECIAL individuals who have a hard time SEEING DIRT?? How many casual sex partners do you plan on having in your bedroom on a weekly basis?? Do you believe that you need to stockpile guns for a future uprising? answers: 1. my mommy thinks so 2. well…not in this country 3. yes, just replace the batteries when you’re done 4. which planet? 5. i LIVE for dirt 6. if i blindfold them and they don’t know where we live, it shouldn’t matter?? 7. i am NOT a republican!!

not mentioned: the fact that the ceiling appears to be about four and a half feet high

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nbaoffseason: J.R. Smith’s high school yearbook quote: “Get...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:31:05 -0400

nbaoffseason:

J.R. Smith’s high school yearbook quote: “Get chicks or die trying”

(via marcel_mutoni)

"No one cares about Bart Simpson anymore,” Ben Lashes, a “meme manager” who helps Internet..."

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:10:04 -0400

““No one cares about Bart Simpson anymore,” Ben Lashes, a “meme manager” who helps Internet celebrities broker appearances and sell shirts and stickers, says in the documentary. ”This is it. This is popular culture.””

- Lil Bub Hits the Tribeca Film Festival - NYTimes.com

feelin this gif today

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:30:53 -0400

feelin this gif today

"InfanView” is an app that produces a list of all babies born in your area, ranks them for..."

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:27:39 -0400

““InfanView” is an app that produces a list of all babies born in your area, ranks them for cuteness, and auto-sends each one a Facebook Friend request on your behalf. It’s good for building up one’s “fan base.” Ha. No – I think it’s “IrfanView”, and I honestly have no idea what the hell it is. I just went in and opened it and still have no idea. It’s a relic of something, but I don’t know what.”

- George Saunders: My desktop | Books | guardian.co.uk

maybe i just grew up in a not very “with it” suburb,...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:06:27 -0400

maybe i just grew up in a not very “with it” suburb, but my god can you possibly imagine the levels of debauchery required at a bbq/pool party before somebody thinks it’s a good idea to put on “my neck, my back”