Former Park Slope resident Christie Walsh remembers in detail the night she made a trip to Greenpoint and ended up going home with a guy she’d met at a bar. He became her boyfriend — but after a couple of early treks to his place she learned never to venture there during their six-month relationship. “I always refused to go there,” said Walsh, 26, who now lives in Sunset Park. “After a couple of punishing rides on the G train I decided I wouldn’t do it… Eventually he moved to California. The funny thing is, I’d date someone in California, because I’d like to go to California. “I’d never like to ride the G train.” Walsh and some other Brooklynites say the G train’s slow and unpredictable service has sabotaged relationships — and some have even sworn off G-train dating altogether. “I had to make a rule that was, literally, if you live off the G you’re not for me,” said Bedford-Stuyvesant resident Mutale Nkonde, 26, who lives off the A and C trains, and said getting anywhere off the G involved a nightmarish array of transfers and usually getting lost. “To get to the G is such a monumental hike, it’s two buses plus a long walk.
To: Genie Simmons and Paulette Stanley…..$91 for a “cheap” seat??? For that you’d BETTER pull Ace and Peter outta your arse because that price is way too high to watch the two imposters you have in your band right now. Tommy Thayer in Ace’s makeup as well as Eric Singer in Peter’s is a slap in the face to your fans from back when. I guarantee you will never see a dime of my money while this version of “KISS” is around.
pencilspistolsandcrystals:

shout out to sgt pep pep

pencilspistolsandcrystals:

shout out to sgt pep pep

Administrative assistant

nedraggett:

Oh my god.  Yes, it is ‘just’ a Craigslist ad.  But there’s a reason why Maggie Serota said on Twitter, “This job ad is the equivalent of your grandparents trying to record the outgoing answering machine message.”


POP QUIZ Are you a good person?? Are you wanted by any law enforcement agencies?? Are you able to share your toys and play with others?? Do you believe in life on other planets?? Are you one of those RARE & SPECIAL individuals who have a hard time SEEING DIRT?? How many casual sex partners do you plan on having in your bedroom on a weekly basis?? Do you believe that you need to stockpile guns for a future uprising? answers: 1. my mommy thinks so 2. well…not in this country 3. yes, just replace the batteries when you’re done 4. which planet? 5. i LIVE for dirt 6. if i blindfold them and they don’t know where we live, it shouldn’t matter?? 7. i am NOT a republican!!

not mentioned: the fact that the ceiling appears to be about four and a half feet high
(via * * * P R I V A T E * * * LOFT BEDROOM - avail: MAY 15th/J U N E 1st)
POP QUIZ Are you a good person?? Are you wanted by any law enforcement agencies?? Are you able to share your toys and play with others?? Do you believe in life on other planets?? Are you one of those RARE & SPECIAL individuals who have a hard time SEEING DIRT?? How many casual sex partners do you plan on having in your bedroom on a weekly basis?? Do you believe that you need to stockpile guns for a future uprising? answers: 1. my mommy thinks so 2. well…not in this country 3. yes, just replace the batteries when you’re done 4. which planet? 5. i LIVE for dirt 6. if i blindfold them and they don’t know where we live, it shouldn’t matter?? 7. i am NOT a republican!!

not mentioned: the fact that the ceiling appears to be about four and a half feet high

(via * * * P R I V A T E * * * LOFT BEDROOM - avail: MAY 15th/J U N E 1st)

nbaoffseason:

J.R. Smith’s high school yearbook quote: “Get chicks or die trying”
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nbaoffseason:

J.R. Smith’s high school yearbook quote: “Get chicks or die trying”

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No one cares about Bart Simpson anymore,” Ben Lashes, a “meme manager” who helps Internet celebrities broker appearances and sell shirts and stickers, says in the documentary. ”This is it. This is popular culture.
feelin this gif today

feelin this gif today

InfanView” is an app that produces a list of all babies born in your area, ranks them for cuteness, and auto-sends each one a Facebook Friend request on your behalf. It’s good for building up one’s “fan base.” Ha. No – I think it’s “IrfanView”, and I honestly have no idea what the hell it is. I just went in and opened it and still have no idea. It’s a relic of something, but I don’t know what.
maybe i just grew up in a not very “with it” suburb, but my god can you possibly imagine the levels of debauchery required at a bbq/pool party before somebody thinks it’s a good idea to put on “my neck, my back”

maybe i just grew up in a not very “with it” suburb, but my god can you possibly imagine the levels of debauchery required at a bbq/pool party before somebody thinks it’s a good idea to put on “my neck, my back”

(Source: strictlyalright)