POP QUIZ Are you a good person?? Are you wanted by any law enforcement agencies?? Are you able to share your toys and play with others?? Do you believe in life on other planets?? Are you one of those RARE & SPECIAL individuals who have a hard time SEEING DIRT?? How many casual sex partners do you plan on having in your bedroom on a weekly basis?? Do you believe that you need to stockpile guns for a future uprising? answers: 1. my mommy thinks so 2. well…not in this country 3. yes, just replace the batteries when you’re done 4. which planet? 5. i LIVE for dirt 6. if i blindfold them and they don’t know where we live, it shouldn’t matter?? 7. i am NOT a republican!!
not mentioned: the fact that the ceiling appears to be about four and a half feet high
maybe i just grew up in a not very “with it” suburb, but my god can you possibly imagine the levels of debauchery required at a bbq/pool party before somebody thinks it’s a good idea to put on “my neck, my back”