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Mar 19

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Mar 18

2014 Non-NCAA Bracket Challenge -

My favorite dumb spring project the last couple years has been running a bracket pool celebrating the “accomplishments” of the nation’s 69th-148th best college basketball teams. It’s cynical and pointless and a little overcomplicated, and thus it’s perfect. If you’re interested, I’d love to have you play. Submit a bracket by 7pm tonight.

Mar 14

“A thing I wonder about 311 is exactly how many bodies singer Nick Hexum buried on his private island off of Florida before he sold it in 2011? And how many murders were ritual and how many were just spur-of-the-moment “I saw red and when I came to, nobody in the drum circle was breathing” killings? I’m guessing the breakdown is roughly 50/50. “One for Lolth, one for me, one for Lolth, one for me…”” — Zachary Lipez > 311 - The Talkhouse

Jan 29

“Another Twitter user, who writes from the account @warpedelf, said local and state officials “Failed to be prepared” and that the transportation department’s workers “need a public spanking.”” — Reed: “I’m not going to get into the blame game.” | www.ajc.com

Jan 23

THE_MAD_BOMBER at 8:54 AM January 23, 2014

"drag racing incident"

- THEY WERE NOT DRAG RACING!!!!! THEY WERE STREET RACING!!!! DRAG RACING IS DONE ON A DRAG STRIP, OFF OF PUBLIC ROADS!!!! IT’S A SPORT!!! STREET RACING, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A SERIOUS & VERY DANGEROUS TRAFFIC VIOLATION!!!! IT’S A MISDEMEANOR HERE IN NEW YORK STATE, A CRIME, AND I’M SURE THAT ALL OTHER STATES TREAT IT AS SUCH!!!! BUT THE STUPID NEWS MEDIA INSISTS ON CALLING “STREET RACING” “DRAG RACING”!!!!! THAT MEANS THAT THE IDIOTIC PRESS CANNOT OR WILL NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPORT & A CRIMINAL OFFENSE!!!!!!

- THE_MAD_BOMBER, UPSTATE NEW YORK

” — Justin Bieber arrest: ‘What the …. did I do. Why did you stop me’

Jan 22

“Two variations of Alberta clippers are Manitoba mauler or Saskatchewan screamer.” — Alberta clipper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jan 21

thekgb:

Oh sears you dont seem to understand jokes.

this is what i like to call a “hard fav”

thekgb:

Oh sears you dont seem to understand jokes.

this is what i like to call a “hard fav”

Jan 08

vickyj:

By the way, the polar vortex is a constant thing, it’s a center of circulating cold air over/near the North Pole (there’s one over the South Pole too). It in itself is not a weather event. This has been a cold front and an unstable jet stream (probably related to melting sea ice, and definitely related to unseasonably warm temperatures elsewhere in the Northern Hemisphere).

Jan 03

Sometimes (like just now when I Googled “coldest games in NFL history”) you just know your search results are going to be incredible before you even finish typing.

Sometimes (like just now when I Googled “coldest games in NFL history”) you just know your search results are going to be incredible before you even finish typing.

Dec 26

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