December 2009
12 posts
Santa's Slay - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →
1-6: The Mason Family and their Dog, subjected to numerous fatal injuries.
7: Mrs. Talbot - Elderly Woman, run off the road by Santa.
8: Disgruntled Youth, beaten and stabbed with a candy-cane after attempting to rob Santa.
9: Valet, eaten by Santa’s “hell-deer”.
10: Security Guard, beaten, strangled, and gift-wrapped by Santa.
11: Bouncer, thrown by Santa onto the...
“Through all these years, Butler has remained very much a working musician. And...”
– How an obscure 80s punk band created a Christmas classic
Shitty Books →
I don’t know how I missed this idea for a novelty blog until now: combining my love of schlocky, terrible fiction with my love of hating things. If it’s ham-fisted and free in the Kindle store, I’m your huckleberry. Double if there’s overlong action sequences.
The Atlantic's Gift Guide →
gillianmae:
Oh, because who doesn’t need a $405 Le Creuset French Oven, “personal energy generator,” archer bow and $139,000 Icon A5 airplane? Don’t forget to squeeze the $4,784 flight simulator under your tree!
Edit: I love that the intern nominated a Skip-It! Go gurl.
P.P.S: “Sponsored by Louis Vuitton.”
In Rachael’s defense: she’s a very dear friend and former roommate of...