Hakeem Olajuwon couldn’t believe he got into that fight with Antonio McDyess. “I fell into the trap of Satan,” he said. “My reaction was in the heat of the moment. It was Satan at work and I gave in. I thought I’d learned to control my emotions as I got older. It shows none of us is immune.” As for being fined and suspended, Olajuwon said, “I was happy the league did what it did.”
Asked his take on Olajuwon’s position, Charles Barkley said: “Satan? I live the life of Satan. Satan’s one of my brothers: Darrell, John and Satan.”
The CIA funding art in the 50s doesn’t mean that that art is inherently reactionary! It means the government thought they could use it to repurpose an old aesthetic ideology to consolidate cultural power! And it didn’t really work in a concentrated way!
As a senior citizen, I’m disappointed again this year with the performers that were at Chevy Court on Senior days. Not since Peter Cappuccilli have we had any great names on Senior Days. During his reign as fair director, we had two outstanding shows, one at 2 p.m. and the same one at 7 p.m.
I’ve checked and there are still great performers out there still performing today — the Four Aces (not the originals), Paul Anka, Brenda Lee, and Bobby Vinton, to name a few. Is it they don’t want to spend the money to bring in these performers? Why is it they are always catering to the younger crowd? Do they think seniors don’t spend money? WRONG.
The senior population now is much older, I for one, would enjoy a local band like Stan Colella playing music from the ’50s and early ’60s instead of what we have been getting.
I haven’t been to the Fair in a few years, not even on Senior days. Until they get some music or performers that will bring back memories, I won’t be back.
“Secondly, from a technical stand point, strategically with the ongoing WICB regional youth competition being played in Guyana, and the National Stadium, Providence, as a venue, automatically, the playing area at the stadium, would have a billiard like surface, meaning passes would come on faster.
As such Alpha should have resorted to training on an asphalted surface (concrete) where the ball would come on faster. And please don’t mention physical damage to joints, since perusal of an Ajax of Amsterdam, Netherlands training manual would indicate training on asphalted surface! Footwear, in terms of turf boots should have also being taken into consideration towards maintaining proper equilibrium, especially the cricket pitch area that is almost devoid of grass with descending dew!”—
“Participants from around the world are celebrating the decision not to cancel zone bridge. This means that the friendships that have been forged for years can continue. However, we are hoping that when you launch the new site this summer it will be very much like our beloved classic zone bridge. Key features that set this game miles apart from any of the others (and we have tried them all recently) are the ability to chat in the lobby, the bots, the friends list (and zone messaging) and the scoring records. If you could leave it exactly as is - you would hear cheering from every corner of the world, every Province in Canada and every State in the Union. Please don’t tamper with these features for the new game. It is essential to keep these to differentiate zone bridge from the pale competitors out there. Thank you for listening.
Sheila Willis (I play as Digger5277)”—
The roommates are an Architect, Rolfer, dancer, and two small cuddly cats. All of us(including the cats) have a mindfulness/meditation practice, and keep the apartment clean, clear and full of good vibes.
We are looking to live with someone with a serious somatic awareness, mindfulness or meditation practice that also happens to be slightly crazy/genius and has a huge heart. This explains all of us pretty well. We are far from austere or perfect individuals, we just choose to mitigate the stress of daily life with increasing awareness instead of checking out with drugs or alcohol. We would love to have the mutually beneficial momentum and support of another like-minded individual. We make delicious food all the time, and have a wonderful family dynamic.
“about the room: its weird. it has a skylight which opens, but might take some finagleing to do so. it has a window, a HUGE one, BUT the window does not face the outside. it faces the hallway- which also has a huge skylight…so you get sunlight through the window, but not because you are looking outside. that being said- AC units would be an issue in the summer. there is a light fixture which currently has nothing attached to is and which we think a ceiling fan could be installed. so….these are all the reasons why the room is so cheap for this location. oh- it also has no closet. but people have solved that in the past by putting an armoire in there or a clothing rack”—weird little room in LIC- May 15th OR June 1st $800/mo
My favorite dumb spring project the last couple years has been running a bracket pool celebrating the “accomplishments” of the nation’s 69th-148th best college basketball teams. It’s cynical and pointless and a little overcomplicated, and thus it’s perfect. If you’re interested, I’d love to have you play. Submit a bracket by 7pm tonight.
“A thing I wonder about 311 is exactly how many bodies singer Nick Hexum buried on his private island off of Florida before he sold it in 2011? And how many murders were ritual and how many were just spur-of-the-moment “I saw red and when I came to, nobody in the drum circle was breathing” killings? I’m guessing the breakdown is roughly 50/50. “One for Lolth, one for me, one for Lolth, one for me…””—Zachary Lipez > 311 - The Talkhouse
- THEY WERE NOT DRAG RACING!!!!! THEY WERE STREET RACING!!!! DRAG RACING IS DONE ON A DRAG STRIP, OFF OF PUBLIC ROADS!!!! IT’S A SPORT!!! STREET RACING, ON THE OTHER HAND, IS A SERIOUS & VERY DANGEROUS TRAFFIC VIOLATION!!!! IT’S A MISDEMEANOR HERE IN NEW YORK STATE, A CRIME, AND I’M SURE THAT ALL OTHER STATES TREAT IT AS SUCH!!!! BUT THE STUPID NEWS MEDIA INSISTS ON CALLING “STREET RACING” “DRAG RACING”!!!!! THAT MEANS THAT THE IDIOTIC PRESS CANNOT OR WILL NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPORT & A CRIMINAL OFFENSE!!!!!!
By the way, the polar vortex is a constant thing, it’s a center of circulating cold air over/near the North Pole (there’s one over the South Pole too). It in itself is not a weather event. This has been a cold front and an unstable jet stream (probably related to melting sea ice, and definitely related to unseasonably warm temperatures elsewhere in the Northern Hemisphere).
Though I didn’t vote in Pazz and Jop, ballots are going around lately, which reminds me that I never got to my top 10 of 2013.
1. Paramore, Paramore 2. Bottomless Pit, Shade Perennial 3. Carcass, Surgical Steel 4. Tegan and Sara, Heartthrob 5. So So Glos, Blowout 6. Baptist Generals, Jackleg Devotional to the Heart 7. Weed, Deserve 8. Drake, Nothing was the Same 9. Kvelertak, Meir 10. Waxahatchee, Cerulean Salt
1. Bunji Garlin, “Differentology” 2. 2 Chainz ft. Pharrell, “Feds Watching” 3. Margaret Berger, “I Feed You My Love” 4. Paramore, “Still Into You” 5. Radkey, “Cat & Mouse” 6. Selena Gomez, "Come & Get It" (Go-go Remix) 7. Mariah Carey ft. Miguel, “#Beautiful” 8. Ciara, “Body Party” 9. Daft Punk, “Giorgio by Moroder” 10. Dismemberment Plan, “White Collar White Trash”
“In 1997, high winds pushed the Cat in the Hat balloon into a lamppost. The falling debris struck a parade-goer, fracturing her skull and leaving her in a coma for a month. Size rules were implemented the next year, eliminating larger balloons like the Cat in the Hat. The same high winds also caused the New York City Police Department to stab and stomp down the Barney balloon over crowd concerns. They also stabbed a Pink Panther balloon for the same reason. Neither of the last two balloons actually caused any injuries.”—Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
“When the clock read 00:00 and the Eagles had “won” 351-19, the Kevins marched on City Hall and captured it easily. The lawyering Kevins, for a brief window, diverted significant portions SEPTA revenues to small pubs in Philadelphia’s Old City, Beard/German Village, Cathedral Goiter, and Grumptown neighborhoods. Many pub owners received new carpeting, others drapes. No games have been played on Thanksgiving on the East Coast ever since.”—A secret history of Thanksgiving football - SBNation.com
LINGUISTICS ROUNDUP: the upcoming 2014 release of Unicode 7.0 will solve two of the most pressing issues relevant to my life.
1. U+1F595! Finally, a universal single-character replacement for the reliable ol’ ASCII middle finger. (My many letters petitioning for a Unicode entity of the “watch and ring” version have been thus far unanswered.)
2. Linear A! Finally, one can live the life of a minor character in a Donna Tartt novel by murdering a local dairy farmer easily expressing one’s Bacchanalian urges in a heretofore untranslated ancient Cretan writing system.
"[This] may be the first undeciphered writing system to be encoded in Unicode (depending upon whether the symbols on the Phaistos Disc, encoded in Unicode 5.1, represent writing or not)."
So how did Tendulkar become, as a former South African cricketer phrased it, “Maradona and Pele put together”? In India, we have arrived at a kind of retrofitted narrative to explain why he came to loom so large in our obsessions. He burst into cricket just as the country began to reinvent its economy and its spirit, and Tendulkar was already everything that India had started to dream of being: competitive, assured, hungry, world-beating. The delights and disappointments of his career can be overlaid almost perfectly upon India’s: the golden promise of the early nineteen-nineties, the soaring successes later that decade and early in the two-thousands, the consolidation and the insecurities thereafter, and the distressing wane of faculties in the past few years. Tendulkar was not so much an athlete as a projection of his country’s psyche.
This narrative sounds all right, but I’ve come to dislike it. It makes too little of the fact that in sport, and in life, we often give our hearts in mysterious ways that don’t reward profound analysis. It also shrinks Tendulkar’s mastery over his game, a timeless expertise that should evoke a sense of amazement in any country and any era. My favorite genre of Tendulkar anecdote involves other top-drawer cricketers talking about him, recounting instances of his consummate skill, expressing baffled awe about how he did what he did. How he had eons more time—some microseconds—to play the ball than any other batsman. How he could read a bowler’s mind. How he seemed faultlessly engineered to bat. Every sport seems basic in the range of its mechanics, requiring only that you hit a ball hard, or kick it accurately, or run really fast. You wonder how much better something so basic could possibly be done, until Tendulkar or Roger Federer or Usain Bolt shows you, and then you feel nothing but comprehension and gratitude.