the voice of great antiquity

Nov 25, 2009 2:49pm

Whaaaaaat's up, hangover?

dancomono:

oldtobegin:

abloodymess:

oldtobegin:

gunstreetgirl:

switching from whiskey to Joose?

what an idiot.

i probably should wait to tell you about this idea when you’re not hungover but it occurs to me now that you are exactly the person to tell about the jonathan brandis.

the jonathan brandis is an awesome drink invented by some of my (ex? :/) friends in boston.

we always made it with sparks, but it would work with joose too. basically you take a big ol chug out of one of those alcoholic energy drinks and top it off with the whiskey of your choice (maker’s is best, obviously). then you kinda swirl it around and drink the can as fast as humanly possible.

are you ready to be the best human being it is possible for you to be for about three hours? have two jonathan brandises.

honey, you should warn her about the “panties on the floor” side effects of this drink.

if you think the “best human being possible” keeps her panties on, then i don’t know who you are

AHEM. This was a Boston/Chicago/Champaign collaborative recipe, thank-you-very-much. We also created the lesser known “Divorced Santa” that same trip. We are the Alfred Nobel of inventing drinks. So. Much. Delicious. Regret. http://www.flickr.com/photos/dancomono/116572683/

NB: I actually drank the first Jonathan Brandis at our friend Melanie’s Oscars party a couple weeks earlier. Although I remember the guests looking aghast as I passed it around - “no, it’s really good!” - I think the name came later, maybe when we were up late watching “Ladybugs.” It’s hard to say for sure, though, considering how much you tend to remember when you’re drinking Jonathan Brandises.

I was out of town the weekend Dan and Jenn were visiting; when I got back Sunday night, this was waiting for me in my kitchen:

Other variations included the Brad Renfro, the Corey Haim, the Len Bias and the Dennis Wilson (G&T variations that we tried to flavor with Popsicles), and the best-left-forgotten Razzle Dingley (seen here).

I cheerfully drank all of those things, but I remember the Divorced Santa as being unspeakably foul.

Oct 29, 2009 11:19am
Jamal the Pilot - el Piloto (via kamelot22)

Still one of the greatest things I remember seeing pre-YouTube, and rendered no less incomprehensible by this version actually having English subtitles. Bonus (per commenter “Aluccccard”): Jamal apparently has a Cuban accent? Is nothing sacred.

Oct 27, 2009 3:53pm

The Rather Late Ubiquitous Season Preview Update

nbaplayoffs2009:

And if you want to continue on with the idea of comparing TV shows to teams, let’s look at the Boston Celtics and the show, “Breaking Bad.” The entire Celtics line up is Walter White and Rajon Rondo is Jesse Pinkman. It’s a combative relationship that defines the meaning of love/hate. Yet, they need each other in order to survive. While Rondo may becoming through a bit of a “Me first” phase, his scrappy attitude would seem so out of place on any other team in the association. We saw what happened when Jesse took the advice or started to hang out with somebody other than Walter.

Does this mean that all the Celtics dancers will die of heroin overdoses and Tommy Heinsohn is gonna kill Greg Dickerson with an ATM machine?

Oct 13, 2009 1:09pm
Oct 6, 2009 6:12am
merlin:

My new trend

Men of Thing Labs, whom I love and heavily drink with, I’d love it if the Trends shit was a flippable bit in Brizzly’s Settings. Mine, FWIW,  would stay “off.”
I can’t overstate how much this DIV bubbles up the aspects of Twitter I do everything in my power to avoid.
Also, I love you and your Brizzly very much. But you knew that.


Pretend I took a screenshot of this a few minutes ago before it got nuked:Apple Isn’t Even why? searchApple have blocked the use of “Google Voice” as an app on the iPhone because it “changes the look” and experience of the iPhone. Other products that do the same thing aren’t blocked so users are tweeting about Apple’s now blatant anti-competitive practice.Who needs the DOJ when we have Techcrunch readers amirite?

merlin:

My new trend

Men of Thing Labs, whom I love and heavily drink with, I’d love it if the Trends shit was a flippable bit in Brizzly’s Settings. Mine, FWIW, would stay “off.”

I can’t overstate how much this DIV bubbles up the aspects of Twitter I do everything in my power to avoid.

Also, I love you and your Brizzly very much. But you knew that.

Pretend I took a screenshot of this a few minutes ago before it got nuked:

Apple Isn’t Even why? search
Apple have blocked the use of “Google Voice” as an app on the iPhone because it “changes the look” and experience of the iPhone. Other products that do the same thing aren’t blocked so users are tweeting about Apple’s now blatant anti-competitive practice.


Who needs the DOJ when we have Techcrunch readers amirite?

Sep 20, 2009 1:23am
Sep 2, 2009 10:54pm
Aug 18, 2009 12:14am

BEST OF '09 ANIMAL REPORTS FROM BROOKLINE, MA POLICE LOG

· Turkeys were reported “acting aggressively” on Chapel Street on Feb. 17

· An unreported number of wild turkeys reportedly tried to attack someone and their stroller near 360 Kent St. on Feb. 26.

· A Clyde Road caller reported a coyote eating a cat in the yard on April 7, 2:13 p.m.

· Turkeys at Beacon and Kent streets were reportedly chasing pedestrians on April 8 at 7:25 a.m. Police reportedly found four turkeys in the Longwood Mall, “not bothering anyone.” At 7:42 a.m., a turkey at 241 Kent St. was reportedly chasing people down the street.

· A turkey was reported running around the quad at Brookline High School on April 8 at 11:48 a.m. Police reportedly found a male turkey “not bothering anyone.” The headmaster’s office was notified.

· On April 10 at 1:05 p.m., a turkey was reported loitering in front of Levine Chapel, 469 Harvard St., and going in and out of traffic. Turkey was gone on arrival.

· At 7:50 a.m. on April 17, two turkeys were reportedly attacking people on the Longwood Avenue side of Longwood Towers.

· A Beacon Street resident reported on April 22 at 7:48 p.m., that sometime in the last 1 ½ hours, his/her dog was stolen while the resident was sleeping in the apartment. The dog was found under the bed.

· A Heath Street resident reported a “zoo exhibit size,” 3-foot-long turtle on their front steps on June 16, at 2:15 p.m.

· A Clinton Road resident reported on June 19, at 8:14 a.m., that a fox was walking along the sidewalk.

· A Buckminster Road resident reported a coyote sitting in their yard on June 25, at 10:53 a.m. The coyote was gone on arrival.


BONUS BEST OF ‘09 NON-ANIMAL REPORTS FROM BROOKLINE, MA POLICE LOG:

· Boston Police reported on May 3 at 10:12 a.m. that they got a call from a man who said another man threw a milkshake at him near 1415 Beacon St. Police investigated, and found “no one in the area with milkshake on them.”

· On June 16, at 11:55 a.m., a Carlton Street resident reported a possible body in the basement of their building, and what looked like a human foot sticking out. Police said everything checked out O.K.

Aug 4, 2009 3:33pm

More Boz: mainly for that jumpsuit (and by extension that waistline). How many of his peers wrote such a great trio of songs (“Jojo” being the other, of course) that you still mostly hear while you’re, like, waiting to get on a water slide?

Bonus Pro Tools-bashing in the comment section, as per usual.

Aug 4, 2009 3:16pm

For looking like a grownup Styles from “Teen Wolf,” how fucking funky was Boz Scaggs? I was really stoked when I heard this playing out of somebody’s car at Hampton Beach (!) the other weekend.

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